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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

youth championship was okay for me.
Kimberley said that uncle tonny LOOKS quite happy for my results.
looks can be deceiving. but i'm still quite relieved.

last day had AP up. so we went to eat.
and suddenly it just dropped down as if it lost its tendons.
so we rushed and gobbled our food down like hungry ghosts.
almost had noodle coming out of my nose.
hiahia. just kidding.

went to pulau kusu for learning journey.
there were lots of Kukus and Susus.
we were standing in front of a pond and this retarded tortoise just had to fart and urine at the same time.
it just went 'pppuuutttt' and Anu started squealing like a platypus.

had combined training and a lot of people were threatening my place.
coach hu was telling his sailors how to block our wind.
next time i shall use uhu glue and block his nostrils.
since he likes blocking so much.

i hurt my left arm. and singsiam is this weekend.
i shall sail with my right arm and pretend to be a handicap.

during class we were asked to grab one item on our table and relate it to the rainforest.
Anu grabbed her stapler and inferred:
'Staple your nipples and pull them out.'

Anu, i think i better staple yours first.

trng today is so redundant.
wenqi wanted us to rig up with the thunders roaring above our heads. anyway, i will be the last person to be struck by lightning. after that we are supposed to check each others boats.
and she went: 'now i see who unrig the fastest'
such an interesting training. so exciting eh.

in the toilet i overheard Germaine calling her junior 'BEANY BOOBER'
HIAHIAHIA. then her junior was asking what it meant.
and i told her. (:

AND THIS TRAGIC INCIDENT HAPPENED TODAY.

I GOT STUNG BY A HONEY BEE.
but what to do? i'm just too sweet that the bee wants to come to me.
out of 30+ people in my class.

it was on my hair and i didnt even have a clue what was that unidentified landing object.
so i used my LEFT (again) hand to sweep it.
and TADA!! i got stung.

everybody. this is the most efficent way to be stung.
learn it. its a profound art.

PAIN. my darling Yvonne accompanied me down to the general office.
she's a red crosser and she kept talking about using SODA.

miss veronica told me to squeeze it under running water and so i did.
its like squeezing a stubborn poo that is stuck.
PAIN PAIN.
but, no use. so went back and this man came to help.

he SQUEEZED and SQUEEZED and SQUEEZED.
its like he is the one giving birth and i am bearing the pain.
this is the first time i had my flesh squeezed by somebody this way.
PAIN PAIN PAIN.
finally it came out and applied some cream.
THANK YOU MR SQUEEZER.

yunshu
the chem textbook is even nicer than you. actually i think your shu should be that shu. it fits more. hiahia, no offence. i know. i'm just trying to say i'm really too big for the boat. i'm not concerned about what fav tagger.

huiying
i know you love me. my leg was one red one skin colour know. who caused it huh?

hazelllll
YEAH. (: but we are teaching people the wrong thing. but. its okay. CAUSE WE GET TO SMILE MORE. coming to think of it, i have never seen you sad before.

priya
i'm not concerned about what fav tagger. but i'm happy you are here! hiahia. (: its nobody's fault. nothing here is wrong.

mL
HIAHIAHIA. really? its was more active last time. but since our parents restrict us it sought of died a little. (: wait wait. what 'happening' do you mean? i shall take that as a compliment. Cx

weekee
okie! i'll update the link. YAY! you are such a great resource. i love you!

fred
nobody is at fault. and there is nothing wrong. HEY. why did you take my tiller extention last week? thats my good one okay.

. 3:44 AM

Friday, March 16, 2007

Day 2 was light wind.
and i'm not sure if ian is going for recairnation.
he was sooo kan chiong and didnt let me pass.
his boom came and hit my head. not the first time already okay.
hiahia. even Victoria overtook ian. and i heard that his reaction was funny like anything.
he bent his head down and shook.
HIAHIAHIA.

no racing the next day. had AP up till 3+.
sopida bluffed the guys that AP is down and she went scrambling to her boat.
in the end, the guys ran to their boats.
smart right.
bet some people had loads of fun.
andrew was holding this long stick horizontally in front of ian.
and cherly went to push it from the back.
AT FULL FORCE IT HIT JACKPOT. OR BULLEYE. YES. OUCH.

the guys found a lizard, and brought it around scaring sopida and victoria.
dunken came into the reception and point the stick with the lizard STRAIGHT AT ME.
hoped the lizard jump up his nostrils.

victoria told tong ray to shake his shoulders. i dont know what is that called.
but. he shook. and i didnt see it. he did for the second time. but i STILL DIDNT SEE IT.
some kind soul should have film it down.
I HEARD THAT JARED DID IT TOO.
hiahia. like, headlines.
the guys took kayaks out after AP over A.
and tong ray lost his phone out there.
he is the first person i knew that brings phone out to sea without any protection.

thought coach hu wanted to bring me for a joy ride.
but NO. i had to sail this opti back, when there was no wind.
its like an ant trying to balance on a water molecule.

dunken broke a swing.
well. expected. just the matter of time.
obviously a piece of plastic cant hold his weight.

FOR ONCE IN MY WHOLE BLUBBERY LIFE MY NAME IS ON THE FIRST PAGE!
but its because saf's font is small.
nevermind. i shall delude myself.

Last day with only one race. how nice!

yunshu
i'm not even considering lor. no. i dont want to read. i want to read my chemistry textbook. hiahia. (:

missy yeo yeo
HELLOOO. okie! i tttrrryyyy. (:

Kee
HIAHIA. of course you know. you are smart remember? yes i know I'M GOOD! in every ways. you ~~are~~ can be too!

gracey
really? yours also not bad what. hiahia. the tagboard and the person, which is me, is the same. (:

priya
hiahiahia. ((: i'm not even considering.

kim
YES. and i saw mrs de~~borah~~BRA tan staring at you too! maybe she has a crush on you. go ask her. (: their seniors ARE mad. there's a living example here. but. I STILL LOVE YOU! muacks.

Hazelll
ME THREE!! we should celebrate. pop champagne and have hazel meat. (:

Fred
okay. i dont blame anybody.

. 3:40 AM

Saturday, March 03, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAZEL, AMANDA and KIMBERLEY.

realise i havent been blogging for a nong nong time.

this minister's wife had this 30+min speech during founders day. this is like far from what our speech and drama teacher told us about effective speech which is 7 min. she just went on and on and on. it was so warm, feel like stripping.
the pits were giving out heart-shaped balloons during the performance. and people just let it go. quite pretty though.

AND FOR THE FIRST TIME OF MY LIFE I FELT AN EARTHQUAKE. it was during math and the door shook as if it was having fits. everybody and everything else was shaking. it was quite fun though. again again! hiahia. (:

uncle tonny scolds you for every mistake you make. not giving you a chance to explain. well.
guess this how he trains people.

THANK YOU EVERYONE. those who comforted me, those that missed me, those that loved me, and people who tagged my board. love you all!

mL
YEAH!! i know i know! i'm so smart. hiahia. i'll not tell her yet. (: OUR SECRET!

Jieying
hiahia. yup. guess you will need a bigger file to support your C or D ones. (: finally i get to update today! i love you.

Kimberley
i know you love me and i love you too! so next time you'll know what to do.

Hazel
YEAH. the ball missed us by 0.000001 mm. hazel. i'm so glad we are both alive. and clever. (x why you WAH for?

daphne
its stagnant because i can only use it during weekends. unlike you. (: but i'm glad you are here. yup. its holiday! but i'll be sailing. tiring.

yunshu
what scandalous? hiahia. got mep then should study what. yunshu, i'm aware about that. glad you can see it too! (:

desiree
hiahia! my friend passed it to me. (: but. i admit its gross. you pass partly of the pervyness to me too.

kian tat
yes you are! but 'soul' sounds like you died or something. hiahia. kidding.

huiying
ooh. last time i didnt know that the school com cant be used for leisure. (: careful. you huh. dont get yourself tangled in trouble kay.

brintha
yeah! but i still didnt get to see you do your bodywave. but. its fun singing our ABCs! (: sound like we got some deprived childhood.

priya
HIAHIA. helloooo! sorry, parents dont allow. thank you for tagging! love you. tell him. not me.

Freddy
i think my blog is still okay. not that stagnent. your blog also very stagnent what.

. 5:48 PM